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I don't want to speak too soon,
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but it seems like ol' Isla Gordon
has turned the Waves around.
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Since Marcus gave Dyson the confidence
to shoot free throws granny-style,
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our opponents can't foul us late in games.
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We've won three in a row…
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- Morning.
- Morning.
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…and are now only three games
out of making the playoffs.
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- Hi.
- Morning.
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Nico!
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Basically, I'm killing it.
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I even finished my gallon of water
before 9:30.
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Jackie, can you refill my jug?
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Which means I have to pee.
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Jackie?
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That's the greatest thing to happen to me.
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Really?
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Including finding out
I'm in a family of billionaires.
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Oh my God.
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I'm so late.
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Tell Travis I say hi.
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Yeah, I'll let her know right away.
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Oh man.
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{\an8}"Imagine fumbling this bag."
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I did fumble that bag.
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Hey.
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Where were you this morning?
I had to make my own smoothie.
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The kitchen's a mess.
I just left it. I walked away.
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Oh, sorry. I, um…
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I had to stop on my way in and… vote.
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Oh shit. We have to do that again?
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Ah, no, it's just a local measure.
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They're trying to ban…
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stop signs.
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Well, I hope you voted for it
so you can get here on time.
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Actually, Ness's assistant just called.
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They wanna see you
in the conference room right away.
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Next time, tell me the urgent message
before you do your online stalking.
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Oh.
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- Pick it up!
- Let's go! Let's go!
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The Waves are facing an existential
threat from inside the organization.
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This is something I've never encountered
before. Don't know how to get out of this.
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Please do not tell me
we have another secret brother.
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I can't remember any more names.
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No, it is much worse than that,
and not nearly as adorable.
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This is Travis's mom, Bonnie Bugg.
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She is an opinionated
northern Florida momager,
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which normally, who cares?
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None of these players' parents
are a real walk in the park.
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I can handle the overeager parent wanting
to talk about their kids' playing time,
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but Bonnie is built different.
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She comes on the court during practice.
She's calling plays.
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She is criticizing my players.
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She told Badrag he's getting fat.
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The guy already has body-image issues.
Now we're food journaling together.
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Okay, so just tell Travis
to send his mom back to Florida.
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Do you not understand the relationship
between pro players and their moms?
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I guess not.
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It's the most codependent relationship
in the history of human relationships.
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These young men come from nothing.
Their moms have sacrificed their lives
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to get their sons where they are today.
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We're talking food stamps,
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we're talking midnight shifts
on Christmas Eve at the tire factory.
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The point is, these guys trust these women
more than anyone in the world,
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and I can't get between them.
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But you want me to.
Why? Because I'm a woman?
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No, this is your problem
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because you refused
to trade Travis back to Florida…
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-Oh God.
-…so she moved here.
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Now, Isla, you are gonna have to deal
with the consequences of your decision.
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Isla, the playoffs
are just around the corner,
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and we can't afford any bumps.
And she is bumpy as hell.
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Okay, fine. I'll do it. No big deal.
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Moms love me.
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I mean, not ours, but others.
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What are you doing tonight?
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Want to come over for Shake Shack and…
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Street parking is limited.
I recommend a rideshare--
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-Excuse me.
-Sorry.
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-Oh my God. Mr. Ramirez.
-Jackie Moreno.
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We've never been properly introduced.
Nice to meet you.
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It is an honor, sir.
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Actually, I got my appendix removed
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at the Stephen Ramirez wing
at Children's Hospital.
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My mom said it was the first time
she'd seen a Latino name on a building.
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Thank you. They were very helpful
with my son's eczema.
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Now, he has perfect forearms.
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You're such a pillar of our community.
I mean, you, Sonia Sotomayor, Fluffy.
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Thank you.
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I must say, I never approved
of Jack Gordon's lifestyle,
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but seeing you fit in here makes me think
that some good came of his proclivities.
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Keep up the good work.
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-You too.
-Thanks.
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Yes, there you go.
It's open. Open.
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There you go.
That's what I'm talking about.
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Good practice, everybody.
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I'm telling you,
that is what I'm talking about.
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That was a great pass.
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See how you're shooting?
You don't need no analytics.
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Your spots are the same as in high school.
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-Left elbow, middie, right corner, three.
-Left elbow, middie, right corner, three.
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Ooh, that's what I'm talking about.
I love this boy.
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I love you so much. I'll see you at home.
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And don't eat. I'm making your favorite.
Trash bag chicken.
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-Thanks, Mom.
-I love you.
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- Oh, trash bag chicken. Save me a piece.
- Oh!
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-Isla Gordon.
-I know who you are.
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I have you on my vision board
of my favorite feminists.
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It's you, Paula Deen,
and the brave Megyn Kelly.
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Here, give me a hug. Bring it in. Ooh!
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Oh, that's so kind. It's so nice
to meet you finally, Mrs. Bugg.
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That is too formal.
You call me Bonnie or Lady Bugg.
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I'm trying to get that going.
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-I'll stick with Bonnie.
-Perfect.
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I just wanted to say it's amazing
to see your commitment to Travis.
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Well, thank you.
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Not a lot of people know the determination
it takes to get to this level, but you do.
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-You are so kind. I just wanted to ask--
-When Travis's daddy left, it was tough.
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Fun fact, he was the last man in Florida
to get the electric chair.
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Oh my God.
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No, on't worry. He deserved it.
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The point is, after they crisped him up,
I said to myself,
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"I'mma do anything for that boy."
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And that's why I turned to stripping.
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Oh, dancing to pay the bills.
That is an admirable thing to do.
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Oh, no. There was no dancing involved.
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Just getting naked in front of
a bunch of rednecks and Air Force pilots.
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But it let me raise my boy
and encourage his gifts.
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That's great.
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You get it.
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You know, it's funny, when I first learned
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you were the reason my Travis
is not gonna be traded back to Florida,
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well, pfft, I wanted to kill you.
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-Oh.
-I was fixing to murder you, you know?
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Just dig a hole in the desert
and throw you in there,
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and make it look like your fiancé did it.
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But now Travis
is playing better than ever.
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You did not make it easy on him,
so he had to grow.
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And so did I.
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Look at me in California. And I am eating
salads that are not mayonnaise-based.
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I appreciate you.
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-I love the end of what you just said.
-Mmm, came from the heart.
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Bonnie, listen,
I'm just gonna give this to you straight.
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I need you to be more of an observer
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and less of a participant
during practices.
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Mm-hmm. Mm-mm.
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Okay.
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Because it's you asking,
I'mma go ahead and say yes.
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Look at us, see?
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A couple of ex-strippers talking.
What can't we do?
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-I was not a stripper.
-Oh, of course you weren't.
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She was not a stripper, ever.
Come on, bring it in. Let me feel it.
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Yeah, that's money right there. Ooh!
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-All right. Off you go.
-Okay.
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Boy, those pilots would have loved you.
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Full thrusters all ahead.
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Yes, there she goes.
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Hey, it's Charlie.
I can't come to the phone.
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I'm with a very important client.
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But I'll return as soon as I can.
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Hey, Charlie, it's me… Sandy. Um…
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I know we're not technically, uh, talking,
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uh, but found that AirPod
you were missing.
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Is it AirPod? EarPod? Air Bud?
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Nope. No, that is a…
That's a movie about dogs,
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which you love.
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Uh, but I… I have it if you need it.
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Um, I could drop it off anytime.
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Uh…
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Hope you're well. Love you.
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Uh…
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Uh, goodbye.
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Damn it.
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Hey, you got a minute?
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Yeah. Three forty-nine, three fifty.
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I can do that later. What's going on?
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Oh.
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I just-- I need some advice.
I'm… I'm having problems with my…
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you know, down there.
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When I pee,
it feels like fire is coming out.
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Oh yeah. You got chlamydia, dawg.
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Are you sure it's not kidney stones?
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Have you been eating
too many beets lately or fucking?
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-I never had a beet in my life.
-There you go.
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You're gonna be fine, okay?
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I won't get into specifics,
but I've been down that road.
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Got the clap in Amsterdam, '98,
Fatboy Slim concert.
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I got crabs hooking up
in the Hard Rock pool in Vegas.
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Chlamydia? That's like the sniffles.
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What does this mean? What do I do?
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What you're gonna do
is see the team doctor, Dr. Haber, okay?
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-He's discreet. He's a wizard with this.
-Doesn't he just handle player injuries?
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My sweet little angel.
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I mean, STDs are like 80%
of what team doctors deal with.
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Thank you, Ness.
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Yeah. Hey, you know what?
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Congrats on all the sex.
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♪ Can't seem to get you out of my head ♪
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You know,
I really like that Isla lady.
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She's smart, she's a straight shooter,
and I did a little research.
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I think her boobs are real.
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Well, she really won me over.
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Yeah, she's cool.
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Oh, and good news.
I got you a fancy new brand deal.
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Yo!
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-Did Old Spice call back?
-Oh, better.
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{\an8}Pensacola Springs Car Wash and Mini Golf.
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Regional?
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Mama, I thought we said we were
gonna hold out for something national.
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Honey, we got to make money while we can.
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Those Mormons are putting
$15,000 in our pockets.
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Plus, they threw in some free car washes.
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With blackout dates,
mornings only, no SUVs.
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Whatever. Can I get some pills?
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My knee's been yelling at me for hours.
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Not pills.
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One pill.
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Can I get two tonight?
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Do you want to make it no pills
or do a three-peat at rehab,
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and this time everyone finds out?
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Look, honey, you are playing better
than you ever have.
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But if they find out
that your knee's messed up,
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you're not gonna get that extension, okay?
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We've just got to hang tough
for a little while longer.
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-Okay?
-Yep. Yeah, fine.
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Why don't you go on the porch and swing
this bag of chicken around for your mama?
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And don't worry about salmonella.
That's a deep state lie, honey.
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♪ Ooh la, la, la
Ooh la, la, la ♪
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♪ Ooh la, la, la… ♪
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Good morning, dickheads.
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So how'd it go with Bonnie?
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We had a long conversation,
and I drew two conclusions.
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Which are?
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She's a hero,
and you three are sexist pigs.
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-I'm not.
-I'm not.
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Wait, Malala married my ex-wife and me.
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I don't know who that is,
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but what Bonnie has overcome
is nothing short of a miracle.
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Single, working mom,
husband was some BTK killer,
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and she still got her son into the pros.
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Okay, so did she agree to back off?
241
00:11:13,589 --> 00:11:16,258
Yeah. All it took
was a little kindness, gentlemen.
242
00:11:16,842 --> 00:11:19,887
-Maybe you could learn from that.
-You just called us dickheads.
243
00:11:19,970 --> 00:11:21,347
Um, you're welcome.
244
00:11:21,430 --> 00:11:24,725
You'll remember this when Charlize Theron
gets ugly to play her in a movie.
245
00:11:24,809 --> 00:11:25,976
I'd see that.
246
00:11:27,728 --> 00:11:29,021
So, uh…
247
00:11:30,064 --> 00:11:31,107
where you from, Doc?
248
00:11:31,190 --> 00:11:33,859
Right outside Pittsburgh.
Anyway, let's see your penis.
249
00:11:40,783 --> 00:11:42,118
-Can you say "ah"?
-Ah.
250
00:11:42,201 --> 00:11:43,786
I'm fucking with you. You have chlamydia.
251
00:11:44,370 --> 00:11:47,331
Are you-- Are you serious?
Can we maybe, like, run a blood test?
252
00:11:47,415 --> 00:11:50,167
We could,
if you want to waste a good needle.
253
00:11:50,251 --> 00:11:54,672
I've seen dongs
of every size, shape, color, affliction.
254
00:11:54,755 --> 00:11:57,466
At this point,
I can diagnose chlamydia by sight.
255
00:11:57,550 --> 00:11:59,760
And gonorrhea by smell, which…
256
00:11:59,844 --> 00:12:01,429
Nah, you're good on that front.
257
00:12:01,512 --> 00:12:02,430
All right.
258
00:12:03,097 --> 00:12:04,640
What am I gonna do?
259
00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:07,852
You're gonna take a round of doxycycline,
and it's gonna clear up.
260
00:12:07,935 --> 00:12:09,687
-All right, playboy?
-Wait, really?
261
00:12:09,770 --> 00:12:10,604
Yeah, you're good.
262
00:12:10,688 --> 00:12:14,275
But you should call any sexual partners
you've had in the last 30 days or so
263
00:12:14,358 --> 00:12:16,068
and let them know they should get tested.
264
00:12:16,152 --> 00:12:19,113
Any way you could you do that for me?
Like, as part of my health plan?
265
00:12:19,196 --> 00:12:20,781
No. You can put your dick away.
266
00:12:21,824 --> 00:12:22,867
Have a good one.
267
00:12:31,125 --> 00:12:34,920
Hey, it's Jackie from…
268
00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:38,674
sex.
269
00:12:43,262 --> 00:12:44,138
Ouch.
270
00:12:45,931 --> 00:12:47,183
Jesus, Bonnie!
271
00:12:47,266 --> 00:12:48,642
Oh, Isla, I'm sorry.
272
00:12:48,726 --> 00:12:52,062
I had a couple of breakfast Whoppers
and had to take a little nap.
273
00:12:52,146 --> 00:12:56,108
Oh, and you chose my office
and took your shoes and socks off.
274
00:12:56,192 --> 00:13:00,029
Mmm, well, whenever I have Burger King,
it always gets my gout going.
275
00:13:00,863 --> 00:13:03,032
Actually, I'm glad you're here.
Have a seat.
276
00:13:03,115 --> 00:13:04,867
Um, okay.
277
00:13:05,451 --> 00:13:07,953
Is that one of them drinks from Erewhon?
278
00:13:08,037 --> 00:13:09,497
I've heard about them.
279
00:13:09,580 --> 00:13:12,500
Yeah. Do you want it?
280
00:13:12,583 --> 00:13:13,959
Yes, please.
281
00:13:14,043 --> 00:13:15,544
Oh gosh.
282
00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:18,255
Look out, Hailey Bieber, here I come.
283
00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:20,716
Mmm.
284
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,510
- Mm-mm.
- Oh.
285
00:13:22,593 --> 00:13:23,761
-Oh.
-Oh.
286
00:13:23,844 --> 00:13:25,221
That's gone bad.
287
00:13:25,304 --> 00:13:26,347
Do you want a napkin?
288
00:13:26,430 --> 00:13:28,432
Bonnie, what can I help you with?
289
00:13:28,516 --> 00:13:31,519
Well, I was thinking about
our conversation, and you're right.
290
00:13:31,602 --> 00:13:34,438
I can't just be
waiting around for Travis all day.
291
00:13:34,522 --> 00:13:35,689
I need my own thing.
292
00:13:35,773 --> 00:13:38,275
I love that for you, Bonnie.
Congratulations.
293
00:13:38,359 --> 00:13:40,152
Great. So I can work for you.
294
00:13:40,236 --> 00:13:41,320
Oh.
295
00:13:41,403 --> 00:13:45,533
Not a lot of availability right now
with the recession, the economy, COVID.
296
00:13:45,616 --> 00:13:46,450
I get it, I get it.
297
00:13:46,534 --> 00:13:50,037
It was a stupid idea.
My husband always said I was a dumb bitch.
298
00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:52,373
Oh God. I miss him so much.
299
00:13:52,456 --> 00:13:54,124
Don't say that.
300
00:13:54,208 --> 00:13:55,960
You are not a dumb bitch.
301
00:13:56,043 --> 00:13:59,004
I just don't know what my i-den-tittie is.
302
00:13:59,713 --> 00:14:00,548
What?
303
00:14:00,631 --> 00:14:01,882
My i-den-tittie.
304
00:14:02,591 --> 00:14:06,595
You know, the set of characteristics that
makes one different from someone else.
305
00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:08,889
-Oh yeah. Your identity.
-That's what I said.
306
00:14:08,973 --> 00:14:11,809
You know, my whole life,
I've just been Travis Bugg's mama,
307
00:14:11,892 --> 00:14:14,478
or the wife of the Kissimmee Killer.
308
00:14:15,396 --> 00:14:16,981
I suppose that's all I'll ever be.
309
00:14:17,064 --> 00:14:18,858
You know, maybe I'll go back to stripping.
310
00:14:18,941 --> 00:14:20,943
Are there any Marine bases around here?
311
00:14:21,026 --> 00:14:23,487
I don't know.
I think that's more San Diego.
312
00:14:24,071 --> 00:14:27,992
Look, Bonnie.
You are so much more than Travis's mom.
313
00:14:28,576 --> 00:14:31,328
Before I was the president,
I was just Jack Gordon's daughter.
314
00:14:31,412 --> 00:14:34,707
And this was not a place
where women were given opportunities.
315
00:14:36,959 --> 00:14:37,793
Until now.
316
00:14:38,377 --> 00:14:40,629
Which is why
you're gonna come work for me.
317
00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:44,967
I'm gonna be
the vice president of the Waves!
318
00:14:45,050 --> 00:14:47,720
Oh, no, that's not possible.
But I'll find you a job.
319
00:14:47,803 --> 00:14:49,763
God bless you, Isla Gordon.
320
00:14:49,847 --> 00:14:52,349
You are my guardian angel.
321
00:14:52,433 --> 00:14:55,811
So, what is it I'mma be doing?
322
00:14:57,062 --> 00:14:58,772
Absolutely fucking not.
323
00:14:58,856 --> 00:15:02,192
Hear me out. This is an opportunity
for you to mentor a strong woman
324
00:15:02,276 --> 00:15:03,694
from a protected class.
325
00:15:03,777 --> 00:15:06,530
Being the mother of a terrible rapper
is not a protected class.
326
00:15:06,614 --> 00:15:08,574
Come on. She's a nice old lady.
327
00:15:08,657 --> 00:15:10,784
I thought Asian people
respected their elders.
328
00:15:10,868 --> 00:15:12,786
Yeah. Our elders.
329
00:15:12,870 --> 00:15:14,455
Old white women are not my problem.
330
00:15:14,538 --> 00:15:15,873
Well, it's happening. I'm sorry.
331
00:15:16,457 --> 00:15:17,833
Bonnie, come in!
332
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:22,129
This is Ali Lee, the Waves Chief of Staff
and my best friend.
333
00:15:22,212 --> 00:15:24,673
- Best friend for now, am I right?
- Ow!
334
00:15:25,799 --> 00:15:27,217
Isla, please don't do this.
335
00:15:27,301 --> 00:15:30,304
Ali, you have lots to catch Bonnie up on.
Bonnie, do everything she says.
336
00:15:30,387 --> 00:15:32,139
I will. I'mma be real helpful.
337
00:15:32,222 --> 00:15:34,433
But first, I'mma take
a quick smoke break, okay?
338
00:15:34,516 --> 00:15:35,601
Watch that for me.
339
00:15:45,027 --> 00:15:46,612
We need to talk.
340
00:15:47,821 --> 00:15:48,989
Stephen!
341
00:15:49,073 --> 00:15:50,449
Everybody's scaring me today.
342
00:15:50,532 --> 00:15:52,326
Last night, after a long day at work,
343
00:15:52,409 --> 00:15:55,329
I was looking forward to coming home
and having some chicken parm
344
00:15:55,412 --> 00:15:56,872
and watching The Masked Singer.
345
00:15:56,956 --> 00:16:01,126
Instead, I was greeted by a sobbing wife
who informed me that our precious daughter
346
00:16:01,210 --> 00:16:04,880
needs to be tested
for a sexually transmitted disease.
347
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:08,217
Oh, Stephen, I'm so sorry to hear that,
348
00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:10,803
but this does feel
more like a personal issue.
349
00:16:10,886 --> 00:16:12,721
It was your brother who gave it to her.
350
00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:16,225
What? Was that rehab, married, gay?
No, Jackie. No, not Jackie.
351
00:16:16,308 --> 00:16:17,685
Yes, Jackie.
352
00:16:17,768 --> 00:16:20,729
-Stephen, I don't know what to say.
-I need you to make this situation right.
353
00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:22,523
So, uh, Jackie needs to marry Daniella?
354
00:16:22,606 --> 00:16:25,109
What? No, no, she's a junior at USC.
355
00:16:25,192 --> 00:16:26,485
How ethnic do you think I am?
356
00:16:26,568 --> 00:16:28,028
I want Jackie gone.
357
00:16:28,112 --> 00:16:30,030
-You want me to fire my brother?
-Yes.
358
00:16:30,114 --> 00:16:33,742
As chairman of the board, I've supported
your family through thick and thin.
359
00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:37,246
The least you can do is make sure
I never see his face in here again. Ever.
360
00:16:41,458 --> 00:16:42,292
Jackie!
361
00:16:43,627 --> 00:16:46,130
He's not out there.
He's been in the bathroom for 20 minutes.
362
00:16:46,213 --> 00:16:47,798
Stephen said Jackie
gave his daughter an STD.
363
00:16:47,881 --> 00:16:49,341
-What?
-Yeah.
364
00:16:49,425 --> 00:16:51,927
Wait, that sweet little Disney mouse
that sits outside the door?
365
00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:56,015
-Yes. He wants me to fire him.
-That's funny. I want you to fire someone.
366
00:16:56,098 --> 00:16:58,642
-Ali, she can't be that bad.
-She put Gatorade in the Keurig.
367
00:16:58,726 --> 00:17:00,227
Drink it! It's fine!
368
00:17:00,310 --> 00:17:01,562
I need to get to the game.
369
00:17:05,482 --> 00:17:08,277
So, once again, I'm so sorry about this.
370
00:17:08,360 --> 00:17:10,738
I-- I really hope you can forgive me.
371
00:17:12,072 --> 00:17:14,366
- And if you do, I'd love to see you again.
- Hey!
372
00:17:14,450 --> 00:17:15,868
-Ow.
-Where have you been?
373
00:17:15,951 --> 00:17:19,830
It is one thing for you to be late and MIA
when I need a Diet Coke or MandM's.
374
00:17:19,913 --> 00:17:22,624
It's another thing
for you to be a disease-ridden skank!
375
00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:24,793
Oh. N-- Did Ness tell you?
376
00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:26,837
No, Stephen Ramirez did.
377
00:17:27,588 --> 00:17:30,132
He thinks you gave his daughter chlamydia.
378
00:17:30,215 --> 00:17:33,135
-I don't even know his daughter!
-Apparently you do. Her name is Daniella.
379
00:17:33,969 --> 00:17:35,721
Oh, D-Train?
380
00:17:36,513 --> 00:17:38,599
-Yeah, I hit that.
-How many girls have you slept with?
381
00:17:38,682 --> 00:17:41,310
A lot. I'm sorry.
Is Stephen gonna murder me?
382
00:17:41,393 --> 00:17:44,480
Look, everyone is horny
for everyone they work with,
383
00:17:44,563 --> 00:17:46,356
but you don't do anything about it!
384
00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:49,109
Especially with
the chairman of the board's daughter!
385
00:17:49,777 --> 00:17:51,779
Jackie, he wants me to fire you.
386
00:17:51,862 --> 00:17:52,863
You're gonna fix this,
387
00:17:52,946 --> 00:17:55,157
take accountability,
handle it like a grown-up.
388
00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:56,450
Okay, I can do that.
389
00:17:57,618 --> 00:18:01,455
I'm so sorry. I'm not used to having
this many girls interested in me.
390
00:18:01,538 --> 00:18:02,915
Jackie, this is your life now.
391
00:18:02,998 --> 00:18:05,959
You are a smart, good-looking guy
who's a Gordon.
392
00:18:06,877 --> 00:18:09,379
There'll be lots of opportunities
to board lots of different trains.
393
00:18:09,463 --> 00:18:12,633
-Wear a condom, you idiot!
-I will. Always.
394
00:18:13,133 --> 00:18:14,843
I'm-- I'mma go put one on right now.
395
00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:18,639
You need to come to the Captain's Lounge
and see what your feminist icon is up to.
396
00:18:20,307 --> 00:18:21,308
Come on.
397
00:18:23,602 --> 00:18:27,022
Everybody in here has to sign a waiver!
398
00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:29,149
Can I get a Chardonnay
with a tequila topping?
399
00:18:29,233 --> 00:18:32,027
Bonnie, what the hell is going on here?
What happened to you?
400
00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:35,823
The gout started creeping up my leg.
Thank goodness I found this wheelchair.
401
00:18:35,906 --> 00:18:39,493
She stole it from the medical center.
It's for injured players.
402
00:18:39,576 --> 00:18:41,995
What is with this camera crew?
Are you filming something?
403
00:18:42,079 --> 00:18:43,122
Don't be mad, Isla,
404
00:18:43,205 --> 00:18:46,333
but there I was working
in your bossy little friend's office,
405
00:18:46,416 --> 00:18:48,127
bored out of my mind.
406
00:18:48,210 --> 00:18:51,171
Then I realized
I can't be behind the scenes.
407
00:18:51,255 --> 00:18:53,382
I have a story to tell.
408
00:18:53,465 --> 00:18:55,592
It's called A Bugg's Life.
409
00:18:55,676 --> 00:18:59,304
It's a reality show based on
a plucky, underestimated woman,
410
00:18:59,388 --> 00:19:03,851
reformed party girl, making it work
in the world of men's sports.
411
00:19:03,934 --> 00:19:04,768
That's my story.
412
00:19:04,852 --> 00:19:07,396
Okay, we gotta get her out of here.
Scott Disick is judging us.
413
00:19:07,479 --> 00:19:08,981
Oh! Oh hi!
414
00:19:09,064 --> 00:19:12,276
You gotta let me talk to Scott Disick.
I want him to introduce me to Kris Jenner.
415
00:19:12,359 --> 00:19:14,695
-I don't think so. Let's go.
-Ow!
416
00:19:14,778 --> 00:19:17,990
-Get your hands off me, gay man!
-Shhh.
417
00:19:18,073 --> 00:19:21,201
Now grab a drink and throw it in my face.
It'll be really good for the trailer.
418
00:19:21,285 --> 00:19:23,620
Get the cameras down.
I want them down right now! Thank you.
419
00:19:23,704 --> 00:19:25,873
-It's all right.
-Do not call my brother "gay man."
420
00:19:25,956 --> 00:19:28,083
Technically, not an insult,
but didn't love the tone.
421
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:31,503
You need to take your camera crew,
and you need to leave immediately.
422
00:19:31,587 --> 00:19:32,671
I see what's happening.
423
00:19:32,754 --> 00:19:33,881
You're jealous of me.
424
00:19:33,964 --> 00:19:37,593
You say you want to support women,
but at the end of the day,
425
00:19:37,676 --> 00:19:39,469
you're just like your daddy.
426
00:19:40,053 --> 00:19:41,180
You know what, Bonnie?
427
00:19:42,222 --> 00:19:45,893
Everyone said you were a huge problem,
and I tried to see the good in you.
428
00:19:46,476 --> 00:19:48,687
But they were right, and I was wrong.
429
00:19:49,438 --> 00:19:51,023
You're bad news.
430
00:19:51,690 --> 00:19:56,904
So get your fucking camera crew
and wheel your ass back to Pensacola,
431
00:19:56,987 --> 00:19:59,156
or I will have you dragged there.
432
00:20:00,991 --> 00:20:02,743
And that wraps up
our coverage.
433
00:20:02,826 --> 00:20:05,412
The Waves pull out a close one here in LA.
434
00:20:05,495 --> 00:20:07,247
Coming out on top versus Seattle…
435
00:20:07,331 --> 00:20:09,208
…108-105.
436
00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:11,210
Hey, great game tonight, Isla.
437
00:20:11,293 --> 00:20:12,419
Oh yeah.
438
00:20:12,502 --> 00:20:13,420
They played hard.
439
00:20:13,503 --> 00:20:17,507
Are you okay? It was crazy
when that lady punched you in the face.
440
00:20:17,591 --> 00:20:19,927
-Yeah. Thanks.
-Okay, have a good one.
441
00:20:20,636 --> 00:20:21,595
Hey.
442
00:20:21,678 --> 00:20:25,224
Hey, uh, are you all right?
I heard Bonnie Bugg knocked you out cold.
443
00:20:25,307 --> 00:20:27,768
Yeah, I was out for, like, two minutes,
but I'm fine.
444
00:20:27,851 --> 00:20:28,810
Glad to hear it, yeah.
445
00:20:28,894 --> 00:20:30,229
So, um, look…
446
00:20:31,605 --> 00:20:34,358
I would never be one of those people
who says I told you so,
447
00:20:34,441 --> 00:20:37,152
but seeing how events
played out this evening…
448
00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:38,654
Okay, I'm sorry.
449
00:20:39,279 --> 00:20:41,073
I'm sorry I called you a sexist.
450
00:20:41,156 --> 00:20:43,242
I will never trust a woman again.
451
00:20:43,325 --> 00:20:46,662
-No, that's not what I was going for.
-Too late. I hate women.
452
00:20:48,330 --> 00:20:51,541
Okay, well, um,
are you allowed to have a drink?
453
00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:53,585
Oh God, please.
454
00:20:53,669 --> 00:20:54,836
-Yeah?
-Yeah.
455
00:21:02,803 --> 00:21:06,890
Thanks for, um, suggesting this.
It's actually… This is nice.
456
00:21:06,974 --> 00:21:07,808
Yeah.
457
00:21:07,891 --> 00:21:10,769
I couldn't let you spend another night
at home being sad, jerking it.
458
00:21:10,852 --> 00:21:13,397
Will you please have one meal where
you don't bring up masturbation
459
00:21:13,480 --> 00:21:14,898
before the bread basket comes?
460
00:21:14,982 --> 00:21:16,817
-Mm-hmm, yeah.
-Thank you.
461
00:21:20,445 --> 00:21:21,363
Oh my God.
462
00:21:21,446 --> 00:21:24,157
-What, the tartare?
-No. Charlie's here.
463
00:21:24,241 --> 00:21:25,659
He's with someone. Do not look.
464
00:21:26,743 --> 00:21:28,787
Don't, don't. Stop.
465
00:21:28,870 --> 00:21:30,289
Don't. Stop looking.
466
00:21:30,372 --> 00:21:31,665
Who is the guy he's with?
467
00:21:31,748 --> 00:21:33,166
Who cares? Stop looking.
468
00:21:34,376 --> 00:21:36,044
- Quit looking. Will you…
- He saw me.
469
00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:37,504
-So?
-We've got to go over now.
470
00:21:37,587 --> 00:21:38,880
-No, we don't.
-Yeah, come on.
471
00:21:38,964 --> 00:21:40,716
-He already saw me.
-That doesn't--
472
00:21:40,799 --> 00:21:43,176
It would be rude. Come on. Come with me.
473
00:21:43,260 --> 00:21:44,303
God, I'll kill you.
474
00:21:44,386 --> 00:21:46,138
Hey.
475
00:21:46,221 --> 00:21:48,181
- Hey, Ness. Sandy.
- What's up, Charlie?
476
00:21:48,265 --> 00:21:49,266
Hello. Hey.
477
00:21:49,975 --> 00:21:52,602
Left you a voicemail earlier
about your, uh, AirPod.
478
00:21:52,686 --> 00:21:56,231
Never heard back. Just, um…
Just need to know what to do with it.
479
00:21:56,315 --> 00:21:57,816
You can just throw it out.
480
00:21:57,899 --> 00:21:59,359
Uh, Ness, Sandy, this is Bryson.
481
00:21:59,443 --> 00:22:00,402
Nice to meet you.
482
00:22:00,485 --> 00:22:02,738
Can I just say,
you are in incredible shape.
483
00:22:02,821 --> 00:22:05,824
-I should be. I'm a personal trainer.
-So, what's, uh… What's going on here?
484
00:22:05,907 --> 00:22:09,536
You guys just finished your workout,
grabbing a quick bite as friends, or…?
485
00:22:09,619 --> 00:22:10,662
This is a date.
486
00:22:11,288 --> 00:22:13,540
Charlie signed up
for a free session at my gym.
487
00:22:13,623 --> 00:22:15,292
He said he wanted to get a revenge bod.
488
00:22:15,375 --> 00:22:17,544
But by the time
we were done stretching his hamstrings,
489
00:22:17,627 --> 00:22:19,796
which are perfect, by the way…
490
00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:22,049
…I just knew
I had to ask this sweet, sweet man out.
491
00:22:22,132 --> 00:22:24,676
-That was like a month ago?
-It was three weeks. Take it easy.
492
00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:28,388
While I got you, no matter what I do,
I got these flabby lats.
493
00:22:28,472 --> 00:22:31,975
-Is that genetic, or…?
-So, you've been dating for three weeks?
494
00:22:32,059 --> 00:22:35,020
-We broke up a month ago.
-No, it was actually five weeks ago.
495
00:22:35,103 --> 00:22:37,522
At your sister's engagement party
that I wasn't invited to.
496
00:22:37,606 --> 00:22:40,108
Yeah, so my boyfriend of one year
moves on after three weeks.
497
00:22:40,192 --> 00:22:43,445
We'll just head back to the table.
It was wonderful to meet you, Bryson.
498
00:22:43,528 --> 00:22:46,031
Real quick, do you have
a business card or Instagram handle?
499
00:22:46,114 --> 00:22:49,326
Just, the lat--
You know what? Not the time. I felt that.
500
00:22:49,826 --> 00:22:50,660
Good night.
501
00:22:50,744 --> 00:22:54,331
Look, we've got our foot on the gas.
We've just got to keep up the momentum.
502
00:22:54,414 --> 00:22:57,250
It'll be easier now that that sociopath
isn't up in your shit.
503
00:22:58,293 --> 00:23:00,212
Did I tell you she slashed my tires?
504
00:23:00,295 --> 00:23:01,421
Yeah.
505
00:23:01,505 --> 00:23:03,507
How does it look now? Is it fine?
506
00:23:04,091 --> 00:23:05,050
All right, well…
507
00:23:07,302 --> 00:23:09,554
you know,
you're gonna have a little shiner, but,
508
00:23:10,389 --> 00:23:12,557
it'd take a lot to fuck up that face.
It's a good one.
509
00:23:15,519 --> 00:23:17,771
Oh, look. My Uber is here.
510
00:23:17,854 --> 00:23:19,731
Anderson. He's arriving soon.
511
00:23:19,815 --> 00:23:21,691
-Yep.
-So, I should go.
512
00:23:21,775 --> 00:23:23,235
Yeah, don't keep him waiting.
513
00:23:24,861 --> 00:23:26,113
Have a good night.
514
00:23:26,196 --> 00:23:27,197
I'll see you later.
515
00:23:40,669 --> 00:23:41,711
Mr. Ramirez!
516
00:23:43,588 --> 00:23:45,424
-Mr. Ramirez!
-What the hell do you want?
517
00:23:45,507 --> 00:23:46,550
This is for you.
518
00:23:47,551 --> 00:23:49,177
It's an Edible Arrangement.
519
00:23:50,095 --> 00:23:52,556
-It's the biggest one they had.
-It's mostly honeydew.
520
00:23:53,974 --> 00:23:56,017
I need to apologize for my behavior.
521
00:23:56,810 --> 00:23:59,354
I have the utmost respect for you,
522
00:23:59,438 --> 00:24:02,524
your daughter,
your family, your ancestors.
523
00:24:03,567 --> 00:24:06,153
I'm so sorry I dishonored her. Or you.
524
00:24:06,736 --> 00:24:07,821
And?
525
00:24:07,904 --> 00:24:11,116
And I'm also a shithead.
526
00:24:11,199 --> 00:24:13,285
And I will go to church every week.
527
00:24:14,161 --> 00:24:15,162
Day?
528
00:24:15,662 --> 00:24:16,496
Listen to me.
529
00:24:17,622 --> 00:24:20,167
You're a Gordon now,
but you're not the same as them.
530
00:24:20,250 --> 00:24:23,086
You can't act like they do.
They can afford to make mistakes.
531
00:24:23,795 --> 00:24:26,131
People like us
are held to a higher standard.
532
00:24:26,965 --> 00:24:29,968
You're so right, Mr. Ramirez.
You've given me a lot to think about.
533
00:24:30,051 --> 00:24:31,344
Well, not so fast, punk.
534
00:24:32,721 --> 00:24:34,431
If you ever see my daughter again…
535
00:24:35,307 --> 00:24:36,308
I will kill you.
536
00:24:37,017 --> 00:24:39,102
And I'm a very rich man.
I will get away with it.
537
00:24:39,186 --> 00:24:40,061
Hmm?
538
00:24:40,145 --> 00:24:42,772
That makes sense, sir.
539
00:24:43,273 --> 00:24:44,316
That is all.
540
00:24:45,484 --> 00:24:46,485
Goodbye.
541
00:24:55,619 --> 00:24:57,829
Excuse me, Isla?
There's someone here to see you.
542
00:24:58,413 --> 00:25:00,749
Oh, uh, come in.
543
00:25:05,295 --> 00:25:08,381
Travis, I know you're probably mad at me,
but your mother crossed the line,
544
00:25:08,465 --> 00:25:09,299
and she had to go.
545
00:25:09,382 --> 00:25:10,217
Look.
546
00:25:11,676 --> 00:25:14,429
Have you ever heard
that song by 2Pac, "Dear Mama,"
547
00:25:14,513 --> 00:25:16,890
where he's talking
about how amazing his mother is?
548
00:25:16,973 --> 00:25:18,141
Well…
549
00:25:19,267 --> 00:25:21,269
I don't feel that way at all.
550
00:25:21,353 --> 00:25:24,856
If I had to make a song about my mom,
it'd probably be like…
551
00:25:26,107 --> 00:25:29,110
♪ Yo, Bonnie, why you gotta be a pain? ♪
552
00:25:29,194 --> 00:25:31,988
♪ Ugh, now I gotta throw Mama
From the train ♪
553
00:25:32,072 --> 00:25:33,615
Wait, you're okay with this?
554
00:25:34,199 --> 00:25:35,283
What about the kisses?
555
00:25:35,367 --> 00:25:37,160
What about the trash bag chicken?
556
00:25:37,244 --> 00:25:39,162
Obviously, I love that old bitch,
557
00:25:39,246 --> 00:25:41,456
but she's got some really bad ideas
for my career.
558
00:25:41,540 --> 00:25:44,626
And she's always all up in my shit.
Like, I can't have girls over.
559
00:25:44,709 --> 00:25:46,836
-Okay.
-That is not sustainable!
560
00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:48,838
-Okay.
-I need to release, know what I'm saying?
561
00:25:48,922 --> 00:25:52,050
-No need to paint such a vivid picture.
-I just wanted to let you know.
562
00:25:56,221 --> 00:25:58,431
Hey, and, um, for real,
563
00:25:59,724 --> 00:26:00,559
thank you.
564
00:26:02,018 --> 00:26:02,978
You're welcome.
565
00:26:05,272 --> 00:26:09,192
♪ Something bad is 'bout to happen to me ♪
566
00:26:11,403 --> 00:26:14,072
♪ I don't know what
But I feel it coming… ♪
567
00:26:14,155 --> 00:26:15,949
All right, I'll see you guys out there.
568
00:26:16,825 --> 00:26:20,412
♪ Might be so sad
Might leave my nose running ♪
569
00:26:21,454 --> 00:26:27,669
♪ I just hope she don't wanna leave me ♪
570
00:26:27,752 --> 00:26:34,384
♪ Don't you give me up
Please don't give up on me ♪
571
00:26:34,467 --> 00:26:39,598
♪ I belong with you and only you, baby ♪
572
00:26:39,681 --> 00:26:42,475
♪ Only you, my girl, only you, babe ♪
573
00:26:42,559 --> 00:26:45,145
♪ Only you, darling, only you, babe ♪
574
00:26:45,228 --> 00:26:48,189
♪ Only you, my girl, only you, babe ♪
575
00:26:48,273 --> 00:26:50,400
♪ Only you, darling, only you ♪
576
00:26:50,483 --> 00:26:53,945
♪ Something bad is 'bout to happen to me ♪
577
00:26:56,031 --> 00:26:59,534
♪ Why I feel this way
I don't know maybe ♪
578
00:27:01,244 --> 00:27:05,415
♪ I think of her so much
It drives me crazy ♪
579
00:27:05,498 --> 00:27:08,043
♪ What if she's fine? ♪
580
00:27:08,126 --> 00:27:10,837
♪ It's my mind that's wrong ♪
581
00:27:10,920 --> 00:27:13,757
♪ And I just let bad thoughts ♪
582
00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:16,509
♪ Linger for far too long ♪
583
00:27:16,593 --> 00:27:19,220
♪ What if she's fine? ♪
584
00:27:19,304 --> 00:27:22,015
♪ It's my mind that's wrong ♪
585
00:27:22,098 --> 00:27:24,768
♪ And I just let bad thoughts ♪
586
00:27:24,851 --> 00:27:27,479
♪ Linger for far too long ♪
587
00:27:27,562 --> 00:27:30,231
♪ Don't you give me up ♪
588
00:27:30,315 --> 00:27:34,402
♪ Please don't give up on me ♪
589
00:27:34,486 --> 00:27:39,616
♪ I belong with you and only you, baby ♪
590
00:27:39,699 --> 00:27:42,535
♪ Only you, my girl, only you, babe ♪
591
00:27:42,619 --> 00:27:45,163
♪ Only you, darling, only you, babe ♪
592
00:27:45,246 --> 00:27:48,041
♪ Only you, my girl, only you, babe ♪
593
00:27:48,124 --> 00:27:50,251
♪ Only you, darling, only you ♪